Oh, dont worry guys, just some MAYONNAISE that looks EXACTLY like a CLOGGED HEART. I don’t care. Thats not a CRAZY FUCKING BIRD SIGN coincidence. No need to call TIRESIAS, soothsayer of THEBES. Oh, by all means, CALL THE POLICE. Its not like I’M NOT KEGELING ON THE LAWN. Really. I DONT CARE. Its NOT A BIG DEAL.
in other news, inflation is coming down on us hard, guys. SELL GOLD NOW!