SHOWER HAIR/CARTOON MOUSE
photo & concept courtesy of Melissa S, @BadAssMother400
Gaia bless Melissa, who stood up for what she believed in and submitted her own Doppelthinger. Unlike the rest of you, who I will collectively name “Carl,” because THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ACTING LIKE. A bunch of fucking Carls, who think their shower hair is too good to be photographed. Oh, you dont have petrified ingrown hairs on your mons pubis that look like a constellation? Oh, you don’t get cold tortilla crumbs on your sweater that could maybe, just maybe, resemble the face of Athena? Or perhaps Hestia, mother of the hearth?
BULLSHIT. We all do. So lighten up, take a lesson from Melissa, and send your photos in: firstname.lastname@example.org
And may Gaia have mercy on all of you.