DOPPELTHINGERS

by trash expert, Maggie Mull
BRICK WALL APPARITION/ HAWAIIAN TIKI GOD (unless you have a better idea?)
Today’s Doppelthinger is courtesy of the one and only, Seth-“low”-Brau. He’ s got a cooler website than this, so in some ways I really don’t like him: http://www.sethbrau.com/
In other news, I dont really get “tiki gods” or any of those wooden statuettes that they sell in every single Hawaiian store. I also don’t really understand “Hawaii”, or as I like to call it “America’s foreskin.” Let’s break it down: everyone is fat and wears sandals, Dennys everywhere, pineapple everything, really big bicycles that you can ride on in the water, nobody has a job, everyone wears fun and colorful floral shirts. Wait. Actually. Hawaii sounds…perfect?
I’m scared.

BRICK WALL APPARITION/ HAWAIIAN TIKI GOD (unless you have a better idea?)

Today’s Doppelthinger is courtesy of the one and only, Seth-“low”-Brau. He’ s got a cooler website than this, so in some ways I really don’t like him: http://www.sethbrau.com/

In other news, I dont really get “tiki gods” or any of those wooden statuettes that they sell in every single Hawaiian store. I also don’t really understand “Hawaii”, or as I like to call it “America’s foreskin.” Let’s break it down: everyone is fat and wears sandals, Dennys everywhere, pineapple everything, really big bicycles that you can ride on in the water, nobody has a job, everyone wears fun and colorful floral shirtsWait. Actually. Hawaii sounds…perfect?

I’m scared.