DOPPELTHINGERS

by trash expert, Maggie Mull
CHOPPED SCALLIONS/ CHOPPED FINGERS
This crazy-cool doppelthinger is brought to you by the lovely Karli Stander, who I havent seen since summer camp ‘01, but whose body is still as toned and lean now as it was back then. Cool update on my own body since camp: its a little different. Other words I might use to describe it are: “Unconventional”…”not typical” of “a woman” or “human” …”cylindrical in shape and lacking aural features” …”never before seen in nature”…”fit for medical inquiry”…”requires further research”…”results still inconclusive”…”further quarantine may be necessary”…”option to return specimen to subterranean habitat, despite danger of repeat ‘feeding frenzy incident’ “…and “baseball glove-esque.” 
So cool Hanging out!

CHOPPED SCALLIONS/ CHOPPED FINGERS

This crazy-cool doppelthinger is brought to you by the lovely Karli Stander, who I havent seen since summer camp ‘01, but whose body is still as toned and lean now as it was back then. Cool update on my own body since camp: its a little different. Other words I might use to describe it are: “Unconventional”…”not typical” of “a woman” or “human” …”cylindrical in shape and lacking aural features” …”never before seen in nature”…”fit for medical inquiry”…”requires further research”…”results still inconclusive”…”further quarantine may be necessary”…”option to return specimen to subterranean habitat, despite danger of repeat ‘feeding frenzy incident’ “…and “baseball glove-esque.” 

So cool Hanging out!