ROLLING STOREFRONT GATE/ FACE!
Treasure-seekers beware: Whatever you do, DO NOT stick your hand in its mouth. The only “jewels” you will find in there feel a whole lot like a pair of old figs. Which leads me to wonder…Is there a whole vineyard of fig trees back there? Who tends to it? Could it be a portal to Ancient Asia? And how does this all tie back to Siddhartha? Please write an essay of 1000 words or less. Contest entry costs $75—would also accept crabmeat or AT&T vouchers.
…Might need to borrow a bowl for that crabmeat.