DOPPELTHINGERS

by trash expert, Maggie Mull
STAPLER (in Florida)/ WHALE / FALCOR from NEVERENDING STORY
Today’s Doppelthinger is brought to you by Brett Konner, master of the universe and fellow this-looks-like-that expert. I welcome you today, brother, and must admit that I see both the whale and the dragon. Weirdly enough I once saw something else that had resembled both these things: my ex-wife! 
Ah…I’m not sure these seventy-something-male-divorcee-from-the-1800s jokes have legs…
But, then again, my ex-wife didn’t have much in the legs department, and she could still run all day long…RUN HER MOUTH, that is.
…Counted!

STAPLER (in Florida)/ WHALE / FALCOR from NEVERENDING STORY

Today’s Doppelthinger is brought to you by Brett Konner, master of the universe and fellow this-looks-like-that expert. I welcome you today, brother, and must admit that I see both the whale and the dragon. Weirdly enough I once saw something else that had resembled both these things: my ex-wife! 

Ah…I’m not sure these seventy-something-male-divorcee-from-the-1800s jokes have legs…

But, then again, my ex-wife didn’t have much in the legs department, and she could still run all day long…RUN HER MOUTH, that is.

…Counted!